I don’t do scary. Haunted houses? Nope. Horror movies? Hard pass. So imagine my surprise when Dark Universe at Universal Orlando’s new Epic Universe turned out to be one of my absolute favorite lands. From creepy castles and fog-filled wells to garlic-drenched snacks and monster-themed makeovers—it was immersive, eerie, and unexpectedly amazing.

🦇 Come see what won me over… if you dare.

✈️ What happens when a longtime Southwest A-Lister takes a long-haul flight from Honolulu to Louisville? I’m about to find out! With a $376 fare (and just one checked bag included for me), I’m testing the limits of what I’ll trade for a good deal—no seat-back TV, a plane change in Phoenix, and yes, the end of the iconic boarding poles. Ready to see if it’s worth it? Come along for the ride!

It all starts with a flight to paradise.